Oh my god. Okay.
I just saw on Boing Boing a story reporting that a “carrot with a vagina” sold for $16.8K. WHAT THE FUCK!!! But this is not the point of my post.
The picture in the Boing Boing article wasn’t loading, so I typed a search into Google, simply these two words: carrot vagina.
That’s it. $16,800 goddammit.
Anyway, something else very interesting came up in my Google search, which the subject line of this post is referencing.
Under the link was this extract: “She seems to have stabbed herself in her vagina with a carrot! … Why did you instruct my daughter to insert a 14 inch carrot into her vagina? …”
Of course I had to click on it…
<a href=”http://www.shortandhappy.com/amber/amberchatlog006.htm”>HERE IS THE LINK</a>
It is actually a chat transcript from a web site called “Amber Forever,” and I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be funny, but it is. Basically a 28-year-old writer went online pretending to be a 14-year-old girl and a mixture of sickness and hilarity ensued. Just click the link and read the transcript.
Oh, and remember that grilled cheese sandwich with the Virgin Mary on it that sold for all that cash? Maybe it’s her vagina on that carrot. I wonder how much a matched set would go for? An easy way to find out would be to check and see if the carrot’s hymen has been ruptured. (no, wait, that was probably all busted out when JC exited the tunnel, right?)
Peace Out
-DvK-