Hello all, my name is Divan Knockyard. You may know me from the blog you’re probably reading right now. Except, you don’t know me too well because I haven’t really written much. That’s partially my fault, but then again, you haven’t exactly been flooding my inbox with offers of blow jobs for […]

You know what, “nerd” may not be the proper term. Maybe it is for me, I build computers, I drool over new technology, I am a nerd, but I’m referring to my being a fan of Buffy and Angel. I suppose this doesn’t make someone a nerd in the traditional sense. Anyway, […]

You know, I was thinking about how having a blog is kind of like having a pet, in that you have to be responsible or it will get neglected. But then I realized, having a blog is nothing like a pet. You can’t ignore a pet, it will bug the shit out of […]