So, ironic that just after I post something about my site being down and I may not keep blogging my site goes down again. I don’t know how long, could have been days–I haven’t getting emailed site backups for days. I didn’t think it was a problem with my blog setup, I thought […]

So, about a week ago five relative strangers and my grandma had a small surprise awaiting them when they logged into this site. They found a placeholder page, saying this domain was bought but not used yet. That is due to a lapse in service that was entirely my fault.
Don’t know if it matters, […]

…when he pulled the mighty Excalibur from the stone.
For you see, that is exactly how I felt as I opened the package I got from NewEgg.com. Electricity crackled in the air. My knife found it’s way into my hands, slashing through the box’s tape as if it had a mind of it’s own. […]

Hello all, my name is Divan Knockyard. You may know me from the blog you’re probably reading right now. Except, you don’t know me too well because I haven’t really written much. That’s partially my fault, but then again, you haven’t exactly been flooding my inbox with offers of blow jobs for […]

You know, I was thinking about how having a blog is kind of like having a pet, in that you have to be responsible or it will get neglected. But then I realized, having a blog is nothing like a pet. You can’t ignore a pet, it will bug the shit out of […]

139. As of right now, my “Alexander the Great” video has 139 views. In less than 2 days. Let’s see, probably 2 days and 4 hours. Let me explain why that’s worth mentioning.
My other video, “Sexual Harassment,” has 421 views over about a year and 5 months. That’s […]

There’s nothing like the great pleasure of checking your web site’s traffic, seeing a fairly large number, getting slightly excited and then seeing that it’s just a bunch of web crawlers scanning your site. It makes me feel quite meek, especially because the “fairly large” number really isn’t large by most standards.
Look, here’s the […]

Can I just say, Word Press is 10x awesome? Cause it is. My first blog CMS was pretty cool and the community was very helpful, but it was a little too advanced for me. It was a very “look under the hood” type of setup. Most of the time, I’d prefer […]

I typed a nice long post last night but bad thing happened and, exhausted, I had to go to bed. Take two, short(er) and to the point. Sorry no posts lately, been a fun combo of busy and lazy. Will be devoting a lot more time to the site, starting now. […]