Hello all, my name is Divan Knockyard. You may know me from the blog you’re probably reading right now. Except, you don’t know me too well because I haven’t really written much. That’s partially my fault, but then again, you haven’t exactly been flooding my inbox with offers of blow jobs for […]

You know, I was thinking about how having a blog is kind of like having a pet, in that you have to be responsible or it will get neglected. But then I realized, having a blog is nothing like a pet. You can’t ignore a pet, it will bug the shit out of […]

139. As of right now, my “Alexander the Great” video has 139 views. In less than 2 days. Let’s see, probably 2 days and 4 hours. Let me explain why that’s worth mentioning.
My other video, “Sexual Harassment,” has 421 views over about a year and 5 months. That’s […]

There’s nothing like the great pleasure of checking your web site’s traffic, seeing a fairly large number, getting slightly excited and then seeing that it’s just a bunch of web crawlers scanning your site. It makes me feel quite meek, especially because the “fairly large” number really isn’t large by most standards.
Look, here’s the […]