Hello all, my name is Divan Knockyard. You may know me from the blog you’re probably reading right now. Except, you don’t know me too well because I haven’t really written much. That’s partially my fault, but then again, you haven’t exactly been flooding my inbox with offers of blow jobs for […]

You know how a few hours ago I put up a post saying in a few days or at most a week I’ll have some videos up? And you were all, “Nah, this asshole isn’t going to have anything up ever.” Well guess what? A week? Nope. A few days? […]

Hey kids, do you like cool adventure games like Legend of Zelda and Diablo? Do you like comedy? You should check out Dink Smallwood.
Dink Smallwood is an old freeware game (actually it’s been open sourced). The graphics are outdated, but the humor more than makes up for it.
Let me set this up […]