Thursday, May 21, 2009

So that's why God hasn't been around...

He's gone to the sharks. Scientists have now seen two, count 'em, two, virgin births by sharks. These are sharks in captivity, no male sharks around, and tests prove the DNA is from only the mother.

Hey Pope, hey Bishops, you think virgin births are so cool? Gonna worship sharks now? Huh?

Yeah, that's what I thought,


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