Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Speaking of screen doors

Thinking about my previous post, and Beloit, Kansas's courthouse having a screen door (which isn't a big deal by the way, just unexpected), I was reminded of my brother's future plans for his nursery.

They have four cats, I think, and just had a baby. To keep the cats away, but so they can still hear the baby, they are planning on putting a screen door on their nursery. That's actually a good idea, but that didn't stop me from remarking that it would be the most trailer trash nursery ever.

Phase 2 of their plan? Leaving the screen door on the child's room until he's 18. That's how Jesus would want it done.

Oh noes! I just realized that if my brother searches for "screen door" and "nursery," he'll come across my super-secret blog! I hope he doesn't see the picture on my "About" page, that'd really cement his suspicions that this blog is in fact run by...his BROTHER. (cue organ music)


  1. Two things.

    1. In response to your earlier post, EWWWW (You know I should really look up ways to spell different sounds of disgust)! That is the most revolting thing I have ever heard of. A screen door?! On a courthouse??!!! That is truly vom-worthy.

    2. I don't think it's considered a suspicion when an "anonymous" source told him about it a year ago or so. But whatevs.

    P.S. (yawn)

  2. Yes, but when that same anonymous source was also trying to sell him BJs for oranges, any information he gave is suspect.

    BTW I changed the emails on your previous comments to the one you used here, so random visitors would know there's only one "Some Guy".